Dear Fellow Mommy,
You selfish twit.
Did you think it was a good idea to venture out to a play group activity sick?
What stroke of genius did it take for you to not only park you snuffly ass next to me and my baby but for you to turn your head in our direction and cough.
I understand I can't live in a bubble (although I certainly do try my hardest) but I would expect a certain amount of common sense and courtesy when nursing whatever illness you have.
Why haven't you seen me in three weeks? That's easy, because we have been sick. Unlike you I choose to stay within the confines of my home when down with disease.
I have been living the last month or so of my life mentally curled under my blankets in the fetal position; things are not all rosy and half full for me right now. I made a considerable effort this week to attend the play group activity for the good of my cagey daughter; we both needed to get out.
And the thanks I get? A cough. A sore throat. Geee thanks.
Now even if my immune system was not seriously compromised on a level you could not understand, I would be miffed.
Because you are sick and have no business around other moms and their babys. Got that? Food store I get, we all have to live....superfluous 1/2 hour activity that your aggressive and mean baby doesn't even seem to enjoy? Not so much.
So in short. To you and to your fellow germ ridden bone heads.
Stay the hell home.