I am here, blogging to pay homage to Amber.
To tell her
(see what I did right there? She told me how and
Truly, Rafting the Universe is a gem. As my JMIL would say...
Oui!!! Such a gem dahlin you would neva believe!
Amber, just let me know if you need any besty friend type stuff done! Shopping, cooking advice, an ear to lean on! I am here! Just ask my actual real life BF. She knows, I am tons useful...well except that whole cooking thing. But I am a kick arse shopper!
Oh and also...I totally conceded to The New Girl and the CRAZAY MOFO NEIGHBOR cage match. Because, well, because I was so out matched it was absurd to continue! Also, I was laughing so hard yesterday at this that I was unable to type for the majority of the day.
She wins these:
But I would get another one. And send it to her. Or to Amber. Because after all, I'm her new best friend.
Well...not this actual box. Because you know, I ate all of these.