Wednesday, May 7, 2008

I dream of Hollywood...

...not of being a celebrity or anything...I actually dream of Hollywood.

~Trying not to wake up Angelica Houston as I search for my shoes.

In dreams, I am often searching for my shoes.

My Birkenstocks from 1990.

~Jean Phillipe from Hell's Kitchen dying.

~Donald Trump pissed off that Stevie Wonder gave me a Grammy and not him.

~Dee Synder behind the deli counter telling me that they had no Monteray Pepper Jack.

I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried.

I don't really watch that much TV so what is my brain trying to tell me?


I have had some bizarre celebrity crushes. Beyond your expected Brad Pitt and Josh Holloway.

...which for the record...yum

I'm not that crazy...

Harry Anderson.

I couldn't get enough of him when I was young...I would tape Nightcourt religously and I named a cat after him.

David Spade.

Yeah I don't get it either.

And the newest one?
This guy...

Spouse actually stops the DVR when fast forwarding so I can watch the commercials over and over again.

*Sigh* Unrequited love....


Megan said...

Ha! Dreaming about celebrities represents your beliefs and understanding about them.

So apparently you think Angelica Houston is a light sleeper, Jean Phillipe should die, Donald Trump doesn't deserve a grammy (especially not one from Stevie Wonder) and Dee Synder needs to be in food service. Or something like that. HA!

Nice crush. I admit I have had some weird ones, but that is pretty good.

Heather said...

Okay my only question is "When you are thinking of your newest crush is he singing in his pirate coustume?"

I am glad that I didn't bring food down with me today to read your post, I might have choked...AGAIN!

Amber said...

Love this post. Love bizarre crushes. My most intense crushes are always on musicians (although I'm not sure the Free Credit Report song makes that guy a musician). Most embarrassing? I was in love with Bryan Adams for a few years in junior high and high school. In the mid '90s. I'll save you the trouble of doing the math: Bryan Adams was no longer cool then, and I knew that.

Anonymous said...

I love Free Credit Report.Com guy! And Brad to, but we both know my heart belongs to Matthew...**sigh**

andi said...

David Spade? Ew! I find him so slimy and weasel-like.

Anonymous said...

My almost 5 year old was in the bath last night. As I was getting her towel from the closet, I could hear her singing quietly. I cocked my head & listened closer thinking I was getting a sneak preview to the "Daycare Graduation SUPER SECRET SONG". Nope.
"Now instead of rolling fly and looking phat,
my legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posse's gettin' laughed at.
F-R-E-E, that spells free
Free credit report dot com baybee.