I went to the movies the other night with a couple of my girlfriends.
The theater we went to was one from my younger years; top of the line circa 1992.
The last time I was there was the winter of 2005 when I watched a Gummi bear travel across Middle Earth.
When I took my seat I was shocked at how, erm, small it seemed. I wondered...had they made the seats smaller or had my ass just become that much bigger....
At the end of the show the lights came on and I absorbed my dated surroundings. Examining the seats, I rationalized and justified.
It was the seats fault. It had to be.
Cause' you know...it couldn't possibly be my ass.