This afternoon, regarding the grass seed Spouse had just spread on the property....
Spouse (pointing towards area containing new garden bed): I put some seed over there too.
Me: ehhh...I was going to put more plants there but...wait...is that grass seed in the bed.
Spouse (looking): So...(long pause)...Its not like its going to do anything.
Me: uhhh yeah it is...its going to turn into grass.