Can I get a Hip-Hip-Hoooo-Ray?
Riley and I have spent the last 10 days packed into my childhood home with my brother and his family who were in from California.
I can't tell you how good it is to be home.
And since I can't tell you that, I am going to tell you a little bit about being away.
Namely, about my parents house. Nay, father's house. My mother has been gone over 12 years and while the rooms are still as she left them; her smell and her presence are long gone.
Something creepy happens when a person lives in a house 35 plus years as my father has. You begin not to see things anymore. Items outside of your everyday needs and activities just sit there, unnoticed.
Unnoticed that is until your daughter comes back for a visit with camera and boredom in hand. Each night I tried to see the things that havn't moved (for the most part) in many years so I could share them with you. Because I know you care about this right? Well at least my girlfriends care; this is their
Exhibit A: The Shelf in the Kitchen.
Lets get passed the wallpaper first ok. Circa 1970's at it's best baby. You would never know that years later my mother would actually become a kick ass interior designer.
Please take notice of the Charms container. When my sister in-law was pregnant she craved Charms sour balls like crazy. She was in New Jersey only once during her pregnancy. However here the balls sit. 5 years later. In the exact same spot they were left.
In addition. We have the NY Giants Santa Claus ornament that broke 3 years ago. Sitting right where it was originally put when it broke. It's severed football hand is in a small dish above the sink.
Oh and no mocking of the duck and chicken. I love those guys and they do actually serve a purpose.
Exhibit B: The Weird Hanging Paper Puppets in the 1/2 Bathroom.
Not much to say about these guys except they have hung there almost 30 years now.
...and when I was
there last week a kid, I made their hands do this:
Exhibit C: The Creepy Clown Bank.
I am terrified of clowns and this freaking thing has been taunting me for as long as I can remember. I hide it and as soon as I begin to feel comfortable again it reappears. I would drive it out to the pine barrens and leave it there but I really think it would try and kill me in the process.
Exhibit D: The Cathy Book.
This is the only reading material in our 1/2 bathroom and has been for over 20 years. It was a gift to me from one of my crazy aunts....do the math, I was 13...what were they trying to tell me??
Today it stands as a shining example how things never move in the house....well that and I honestly think everyone is frightened of the bacteria on the book to even dare disturbing it.
Please don't think less of me...especially since I have more pictures to show you at another time and you will have no where to go with your contempt.
That and my father has a cleaning lady (also around for over 20 years) who dusts
everything but the book because we couldn't pay her enough for that these objects while she smokes cigarettes in the house.
Whole other story that.
Now...to finish unpacking. Later this week I will share the trip highlights!!