Tuesday, September 9, 2008


After 11 days of hell waiting; I showered and flossed. Heaven.

I'm feeling much much better. The swelling continues to decrease...I look less and less like Franken-Mommy every day and more like me; which is such a good.

Eating has improved to foods I don't actually have to chew but can just swallow. Being that my jeans fit so well I am not concerned about this.


It seems that there is actually a perfectly good reason to lick a baby.

As long as it's your baby....

...and she is arm deep in a bowl of mashed pears that got away from you.


I had an awful dream last night.

Phoebe from Friends (not Lisa Kudrow...Phoebe) had Riley overnight while I was in the hospital for Lumpy.

My baby was not only not a baby when she was returned to me but she was Haley Joel Osment.

...And that is me off the pain killers.


Megan said...

I am glad you are feeling better. Congrats on finding the world's most uncomfortable but effective diet!

Domestic Extraordinaire said...

are you sure you are off the painkillers?!!!? lol.

okay my only question about the dream, was she wearing that tux?

Sam said...

Maybe you overdid it in the shower and have water in your brain?