Discussing my labor and its similarities of "inducement" ala BF.
Spouse: "You share a brain you might as well share a uterus".
Discussing the wait of 6 weeks for "marital playtime activities" and when the boobs will be his again.
Spouse: "I just don't know how I feel about it...it's like having sex on somebodies stove..."
Discussing the babe's need for multiple Binky's in the house (just in case)...I mentioned they come in Vanilla and Natural scents....
Spouse: "Natural? Like what boob scented Binky's?"