Monday, December 31, 2007

Physics? Well duh...

We are home!

Finally! 7 days in Jersey is about 4 days too long and when you add a 3 week old into the mix it is about 8 days too long.

Home. To the cats, the clean house and most importantly the arsenal of baby crap we have. We were at war last week. War with nothing but a pistol and 3 bullets.

Now?

Swing, bouncy seat, crib, bathtub...the list goes on and on. It's awesome.

Desperate to check my email this morning Spouse assembled the bouncy seat. Something I swore she was just too little for.

I have this to say.
Bless the bouncy seat.

Like a fool I was bouncing her in it. Bounce Bounce Bounce.

My foot was cramping so I stopped.

She started to wind up for a freak out. The flailing began.

And then what happened?

The seat bounced!!

HOLY SHIT!! How dumb am I???

She stopped, calming. The bouncing stopped.

Flailing.
Bouncing.
Flailing.
Bouncing.
Action.
Reaction.

Bounce baby bounce.
Blog baby blog.

3 comments:

Michelle said...

Watch season 5 of Sex and the City where Samantha returns her "massager" to The Sharper Image.

Maybe that will help keep le bebe content when your poor foot cramps up.

Are you healing up well and doing ok otherwise?

Elizabeth said...

Sounds like it's time to turn that bad boy to vibrate and let her have a good old time :)

I like Michele... Sex In The City, vibrators pahahah...

pootandcubby said...

Like Liz, I'm all about the vibrators (of the baby seat variety - get your mind out of the gutter). Those things are miraculous.

-andi

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