Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Bad. Bad. Wife.

Today is Spouses birthday.

So far I have....
  • Elbowed him 6 times over night, 4 on purpose (snoring)
  • Barely opened my eyes enough this morning to kiss him and mutter a Happy B-day
  • Bought him an Carvel ice cream cake (football shaped...go me)
  • Did not buy him a present (Erm...doesn't the Superbowl count?)
  • Yelled at him that he could not have said cake yet (like he was 5) when I heard the freezer door open
  • Pressured him to put the baby to bed for me....(imagine Spousal pouty look here..."But it's my birthday...")
  • Made it very clear to him what a pain in the ass it was to go get that cake today
  • I did get him cards. One from me, one from the baby and one from the cats...go me
  • Soundly ignoring him so I can write this blog under the guise of "No longer wanting to watch football coverage"
  • Will continue to soundly ignore him so I can wrap presents for other peoples birthdays that I did bother to buy for
  • Ordered take out (again) for birthday calzone. I didn't even bother to pick it up (so it would be hot) I had the creepy delivery guy come to the house

I don't even need to ask. I know it's wrong.

So very wrong.


Mayzie said...

Yummm! Carvel Ice Cream Cake!

It would only be wrong if you didn't get him the cake and then said you were going to the superbowl instead.

Ok, maybe it's a little wrong that you're ignoring him, but doesn't he understand that you're missing the superbowl?

moosh in indy. said...

Married two years.

Anonymous said...

You are an evil, evil wife...but he loves you anyway :)

Did you at least call in the delivery order or did he have to ?

Michelle said...

Birthdays get less exciting as one gets older. But since all men are just 7-year-old boys with taller bodies and chest hair, I guess you gotta make a big deal about them being "this many" (hold fingers in the air to make 30-something).

I hate to say it, but you may have to work your jaw a bit for this perceived "mess up". Now "take your medicine" and brush off your knees when you're done.

I'm evil, I know.

Anonymous said...

I love that you bought him 3 cards. Ha ha. And buying cake is a pain in the ass! Eating it on the other hand...