Yeah...So, you know that carnival game where you shoot water into the mouth of a character to fill the balloon up?
Well has anyone else ever reached a ridiculous limit of frustration with their crying 'for no apparent reason' infant?
A limit where they found themselves spraying breast milk into the infant's wailing gaping maw for fun?
Have they continued to do it until they realized that their nipples actually had pretty good aim?
Have they found great amusement when said infants wails ceased, and a look of "What exactly are you doing woman??" passed across their face?
I was afraid of that....