The recipe said I needed to peel the skin off this....
...but it is not so much skin as rind. Can you peel rind?
Yes...recipe...not instructions on a box for how long to microwave it.
Here is proof of an actual attempt at cooking something in the Casa de Clink.
(looking for stove top manual to figure out how to turn the thing on)
So how do you suggest I do this?
(contemplating enlisting local squirrel)
It broke my carrot peeler and I almost cut my finger off using a knife.
For someone who doesn't cook I have a killer knife set.
You know, out of the box sharp because they never get used. Well that is not completely true. I use one in particular all the time to cut vegetables of the simple to peel variety.
Is there some kind of peeler of phallic vegetables on the market that I am unaware of?
(I know what you are thinking...get your mind out of the gutter)
Whats that you say?
Baby on the counter? I don't see a baby on the counter.
If there is a baby and a bouncy seat on the counter and no one is there to reprimand you is it still wrong?
Later that night....
Me: Is it ok if I have this here last brownie?
Me: Are you sure sure, it's sorta huge and you know, my ass certainly doesn't need more brownies...
Spouse: I don't care about your ass, I care about your happiness...