Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Cat Haiku

My brain, peanut sized.
Yours? Largest among primates.
Yet who leaves for work?

~Anonymous

3 comments:

Michelle said...

Woman, you ain't spit that kid out yet?

I think someone needs to make suppositories for "stuck" babies. You know like the glycerin things you put in your butt when you're constipated? You just stick one in there, and then you get the urge to push in about 15 minutes.

They say having a kid is like taking a 7-pound dump. You'll see what I mean when it comes time to push.

Mayzie said...

"They say having a kid is like taking a 7-pound dump. You'll see what I mean when it comes time to push."

Shhh....that's supposed to be a secret....

Clink, hope all is well in babyland.

Elizabeth said...

For Clink it's going to be more like a 9lb 2 oz dump :)..pahahahah

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