One of my great loves is the love of gardening. Of the earth and green growing things. However in the last 9 months I seem to have lost the ability to nourish anything but the baby.
Yes I know, not the worst trade off in the world but...
I have developed a "black thumb".
Exhibit 'A'Exhibit 'B'
**I spent the better part of the summer trying to assassinate this plant. To acknowledge my efforts it tripled in size and flowered. So I decided to let it win and to keep and love it.
The next day it looked like this.
Oh and if this weren't bad enough it seems I have also lost the ability to bake and have it look remotely appealing.
In hindsight I should have nixed the frosting and gone back to bed....